Sunday, July 26, 2026
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Laurelhurst Park, SE Cesar E Chavez Blvd & Stark St, Portland, OR 97214
We'll meet in the center of the park near the bathrooms
KEO
Sun, Jul 26, 2026, 3:00 PM
Meet time at 3pm. Ride at 4
5:00 PM
End location: Space Room Lounge 4800 SE Hawthorne Blvd, Portland, OR 97215
Ride length: 3-8 miles
HELLOOOO CRAWLERS! *NEW QUEST* SO You found yourself in a post apocalyptic hellscape built by a number of sadistic alien races driven by profit. And here you are in your boxers on a bike. Freeeeeee! Freeeee Ballllliiiiing! Join us on this ride crawl as we celebrate the gospel that is Dungeon Crawler Carl and rock music from Carl's book of Bangers. We plan on completing certain quests and hopefully achievements during the ride. Dressing up as your favorite character is HIGHLY encouraged. Bring the sass of Princess donut, or the unhinged attitude of Bigs the Sluggelette, or the gay icon stripper Dong Quioxte. You are also welcome to join as a member of the Donut holes if that's your fancy. We'll be meeting at Laurelhurst Park at 3 near the bathrooms and kicking off at 4pm We'll end at the Desperado Clu-*ahem* Space Room Lounge around 6 for Dirty Shirleys, mana toast, and AI influened Trivia! Who knows! Maybe you'll win a loot box or two. But maybe you'll perish. This will be an easy, no drop ride because I'm a softie and this is more of a training wheels crawl. THIS QUEST IS MANDATORY if you are a fan of Dungeon Crawler Carl and riding bikes... and you are free to join us July 26th.
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